Comic #2496: 2012-03-17

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Here's the transcription of the comic:

Panel 1:

• Character 1 (looking towards Character 2): "Son, how's the ol' marriage treatin' ya?"

Panel 2:

• Character 2 (speaking): "Well… remember when you said 'Great friend, great lover, great mother: pick two?' I went and got the first and last… but… I'm… I'm happy."

Panel 3:

• Character 1 (responding, looking surprised): "Oh… uh… uh… good…"

Caption below the panels:

• "By 'pick two' I had meant 'pick the second one.'"