Comic #4229: accursed-discounts

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Panel 1: Man (to Billy): "GREAT NEWS, BILLY! WAL-MART OPENED A BRANCH THAT GIVES BIG DISCOUNTS ON HORRIFIC ACCURSED PRODUCTS!"

Panel 2: Billy: "I GOT YOU THIS FIRE TRUCK. IT'S TOP OF THE LINE, WITH ITS ONLY FLAW BEING THAT WHENEVER YOU TOUCH IT, YOU HEAR THE SCREAMS OF A MURDERED BOY WHOSE SOUL IS TRAPPED WITHIN."

Panel 3: Man: "I—" Billy: "DON'T WORRY! I PUT A SOUND MODULATOR ON IT THAT CONVERTS SCREAMS INTO SIREN NOISES!"

Panel 4: Sound effect: "WEEEYOOOOOO WEEEYOOOO WEEEYOOO"

Panel 5: Billy: "SO MUCH SAVING…"

Man (smiling): "So much saving…"

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