Comic #5168: sexual-reproduction

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Panel 1:

• Character 1: "TELL ME ABOUT ZORBLAXIAN REPRODUCTION."
• Character 2: "OH, WELL, NOTHING EXCITING. SAME AS SEXUAL REPRODUCTION EVERYWHERE."

Panel 2:

• "A MALE AND FEMALE COMBINE GENETIC MATERIAL. A BABY DEVELOPS IN THE FEMALE'S BODY."

Panel 3:

• "THEN, ONCE IT'S BORN, THE SOUL-PLANET IN THE CENTER OF SPACETIME DELIVERS A SOUL CRYSTAL, WHICH WE EMBED IN ITS BELLY BUTTON."

Panel 4:

• Character 1: "YEP. PRETTY STANDARD STUFF."
• Character 2: "BUT… BUT HUMANS DON’T DO THAT LAST PART. WITH THE CRYSTALS."

Panel 5:

• Character 1: "AND THAT’S WHY IT’S OKAY TO EAT YOU!"

Panel 6:

• Character 2: "AH."

Panel 7:

• Character 1: "I GUESS I CAN'T REALLY OBJECT TO THIS."
• Character 2: "HEY, BE MY GUEST."

Source: smbc-comics.com