Comic #2069: 2011-01-12

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Panel 1:

• Woman: “I did it! I stored 900 terabytes of data in the DNA of a single gram of E. coli bacteria!”
• Man: “Ha!”

Panel 2:

• Man: “What data did you store on it?”
• Woman: “Oh, there was a directory on your computer with a petabyte of video in it.”

Panel 3:

• Sound effect: “KRSH!”

Panel 4:

• Man: “Ah, dammit! Let’s get bio control in here before it gets loose!”

Panel 5 (20 years later):

• Man: “I heard you had a stomach virus. What were you sick with?”
• Boy: “10 million hours of cartoon porn.”