Comic #5374: your-kid

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Panel 1:
Doctor: "Now, before I start my exam, I want you to know that you know your kid better than I do."

Panel 2:
Parent: "WHAT?! Why am I paying you?! Pediatric medicine has been a thing for centuries and you just skipped it?!"

Panel 3:
Doctor: "You have 20 years of medical training! Were you asleep the whole time?!"

Panel 4:
Doctor: "Look, it's just a thing I say so parents think I'm not condescending."
Parent: "OH THANK GOD."

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