Comic #6078: basenana

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Panel 1:

• Character with a round face and red mask says: "STOP, THIEF!"

Panel 2:

• The thief, wearing a suit made of bananas, responds: "WHAT ARE YOU?"
• The thief’s expression is confident: "INVINCIBLE."

Panel 3:

• The thief continues: "STATISTICALLY INVINCIBLE."
• The first character looks confused, saying: "Huh?"

Panel 4:

• The banana-suited character explains: "THE BASE RATE OF DEATH WHILE WEARING A SUIT MADE OF BANANAS IS LITERALLY ZERO. I CANNOT BE KILLED!"

Panel 5:

• The banana character adds with a smile: "TELL MY WIFE… I UPDATED MY PRIORS…"

Panel 6:

• A scene of the first character looking shocked as the banana character appears to be wounded: (The banana suit is shown with red, indicating injury).

This comic uses humor to discuss improbability and perceptions of safety in a humorous context.