Comic #3166: 2014-01-17
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Panel 1:
- Text: "PEOPLE DON'T RESPECT PROCTOLOGISTS"
- Illustration: A character, possibly a proctologist, is holding a medical instrument with a concerned expression.
Panel 2:
- Text: "OH SURE, YOU COME TO US WHEN SOMETHING DOESN'T FEEL RIGHT 'DOWN THERE.' OR WHEN YOU'VE 'LOST' AN OBJECT."
- Illustration: Two characters are conversing; one looks frustrated while the other appears light-hearted.
Panel 3:
- Text: "IF YOU CAN GET IT OUT, YOU CAN KEEP IT."
- Illustration: A male character with a grin is jokingly addressing one of the other characters.
Panel 4:
- Text: "BUT WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU MEET US AT A PARTY?"
- Illustration: Characters are at a gathering with one character asking a question.
Panel 5:
- Text: "WELCOME TO THE BRIDAL SHOWER!" / "THANKS. IT'S BEEN A LONG WEEK."
- Illustrations: Two characters are having a conversation, one in the doorway and another inside.
Panel 6:
- Text: "SAY NOTHING ABOUT IT."
- Illustration: The character in the doorway looks surprised or anxious.
Panel 7:
- Text: "THAT'S ALL RIGHT."
- Illustration: Characters are sitting around a table, looking relaxed.
Panel 8:
- Text: "WE GET REVENGE, IN THE END."
- Illustration: The scene shifts to a gift-giving moment.
Panel 9:
- Text: "CONGRATULATIONS." / "A DESIGNER PEN! WOW. WHERE DID YOU GET THIS?"
- Illustrations: Characters react to receiving a gift.
Panel 10:
- Text: "I KNOW A GUY."
- Illustration: A character with a playful smile responds.
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