Comic #2364: 2011-11-04

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Panel 1: Person 1: "According to my online prediction market, there’s an 87% chance we’ll have sex tonight!"

Panel 2: Person 2: "What? You have a prediction market for our sex life?" Person 1: "Oh yeah. Shares are up 300% over yesterday."

Panel 3: Person 2: "How do they analyze?"

Panel 4: Person 1: "Oh, lots of stuff. Past sex rate, most recent sex act, your internet browsing habits, your hormone profile…" Person 2: "My hormone profile?? How did they get that?"

Panel 5: Person 1: "Your gyno is in the prediction market." Person 2: "What?!" Person 1: "Yeah, it’s weird… like… that’s insider trading, dude."

Panel 6: Person 2: "What—the shares just dropped 10% on news of your facial expression!?" Person 1: "Facial expr… how do they know that?!"

Panel 7: Person 1: "Well, you gotta supply some data, otherwise how do you have a market? So I installed some cameras to—" Person 1: "Oh my god it’s down another ten points."

Panel 8: Person 2: "Quick! Let’s have sex while it’s about 50%!" Person 1: "Forget it. I’m going to a hotel."

Panel 9: Person 2: "No! This could cause a market crash!" Person 1: "It’s down 88%! 88%!"

Panel 10: Person 1: "This is going to ripple through the entire prediction system!" Person 2: "My penis is too big to fail!"

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