Comic #3832: i-object
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Title: SMBC Comic on Marital Objections
Panel 1: A bride and groom stand together, smiling as they face a group of wedding attendees. The officiant, a person in a suit, raises a hand and says, “If anyone objects to this marriage, let them speak now.” A woman with brown hair and a red dress (the bride) listens intently.
Panel 2: A woman with glasses and dark hair, standing at the front, interjects, “That’s not a statistically sound approach to making objections!” She looks determined and animated.
Panel 3: The woman continues, “Objection isn’t binary! It’s a spectrum.” A crowd of guests appears, looking surprised and curious.
Panel 4: The woman raises a hand, emphasizing her point: “If you asked everyone in this church, we’d probably each have some level of objection between zero and a hundred.”
Panel 5: She continues passionately, “By forcing us to make a choice between yes-objection and no-objection, you’re tilting things in favor of the marriage going forth!”
Panel 6: The woman asserts, “Really, you should get a distribution of everyone’s objections, then see how far we deviate from the typical marriage-objection distribution.”
Panel 7: A guest in the crowd, a man with facial hair, looks puzzled. The woman takes a breath and says, “If anyone’s objection to this marriage is greater than one sigma, speak now!”
Panel 8: The crowd appears uncertain, looking around at each other.
Panel 9: The officiant declares, “Very well. The marriage may proceed.”
Panel 10: The bride with dark hair questions, “Do we know you?” She looks confused and slightly defensive.
Panel 11: The woman in glasses responds dramatically, “Rogue statistician awayyyyy!”
Art Style: The comic features colorful, cartoonish illustrations of exaggerated facial expressions and dynamic poses to convey the humor and engagement of the scene. Each panel is framed neatly, with dialogue appearing in speech bubbles. The overall tone is playful and satirical.