Comic #5589: markets

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Comic Description:

The comic consists of four panels arranged in a 2x2 grid. The scene features two characters, one with short hair and a brown shirt, and the other with long hair and a black shirt. They are interacting with a large screen displaying text.

Panel 1:

• On the left, a character says: "APP IDEA: FINANCIAL HEADLINE GENERATOR."
• The screen displays: "Describes stock market movement using a random term for 'UP' or 'DOWN' then chooses a current news item as the reason."

Panel 2:

• The screen displays: "Stock market TANKS as SERIAL KILLER FINALLY BROUGHT TO JUSTICE."

Panel 3:

• The screen displays: "Stock market PLUMMETS as MILLENNIALS ENJOY CREATIVE WRITING."

Panel 4:

• The screen displays: "Stock market SOARS as MAN IN FLORIDA SETS ANUS AFLAME."

Footer:

• The comic is from "smbc-comics.com."

This comic uses humor to juxtapose serious stock market terminology with absurd news events.