Comic #1448: 2009-04-19

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Description

Here's the transcription of the text in the comic:

Panel 1:

• Character 1: "QUICK! THE SPACE CORPS NEEDS SOMEONE WHO IS OVERWEIGHT, DOESN'T BATHE, AND SPENDS DAYS AT A TIME WATCHING ANIME PORNO ONLINE."

Panel 2:

• Character 2: "YOU'VE FOUND YOUR WARRIOR."

Bottom Text:

• "Niche movies destroyed civilization almost immediately."