Comic #3369: 2014-08-08
Description
Here is the accurate transcription of the comic:
Panel 1:
- Character 1: "WELCOME TO MY MAD SCIENCE LAB!"
- Character 2: "Huh. Looks pretty empty…"
Panel 2:
- Character 1: "I just got my mad professorship and a little mad lab space, but the mad startup money was pretty low."
- Character 2: "The National Mad Science Fund is pretty strapped right now, and I didn't do enough mad youth outreach in mad grad school, so it's not a top tier institution."
Panel 3:
- Character 2: "So…"
- Character 1: "I'm working on a DEATH RAY grant application."
Panel 4:
- Character 1: "The last one was rejected because I used the wrong margin size. But, if this one gets past all three stages, MANKIND IS DOOMED if there's enough money left after the university gets its cut."
- Character 1: "MY GOD. THE BUREAUCRACY WORKS!"
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