Comic #4484: philosophy-of-sandwiches

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Panel 1: Person 1: "Can I have a bite of your sandwich?"

Panel 2: Person 2: "But, it's the same sandwich. We ordered the same sandwich." Person 3: "Impossible! Sandwiches are not platonic entities."

Panel 3: Person 2: "The tomato in your BLT came from a different seed! Your lettuce a different field! Your bacon a different pig! You cannot taste the same mayonnaise twice!"

Panel 4: Person 1: "Gimme a bite of your sandwich, you half-wit!"

Panel 5: Person 2: "It tastes about the same."

Panel 6: Person 1: "Can I have a bite of yours?" Person 2: "Nah."