Comic #5572: premature

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Here’s the transcription of the comic:

Panel 1:
Character 1: "I SHOULD TELL YOU, BEFORE WE DO THIS… I’M A PREMATURE EJACULATOR"

Panel 2:
Character 2: "OH, AH, WELL, WE CAN FIGURE THINGS OUT TOGETHER."
Character 1: "YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND. I’M SO PREMATURE, I TAKE A NEGATIVE AMOUNT OF TIME."

Panel 3:
Character 1: "BUT—"
Character 1: "I’M SORRY, WE ALREADY HAVE TWO CHILDREN AND A STARTER HOME IN THE SUBURBS."

Panel 4:
Character 2 (from a distance): "NOOOOOOOOOOOOO…"
(Shows a house with a clock on it.)

The comic is from smbc-comics.com.