Comic #6111: verbatim

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Panel 1:

• Person 1: "WHO WANTS TO PLAY MY NEW TRIVIA GAME?"
• Person 2: "SURE!"

Panel 2:

• Person 1: "AND SO… OKAY, FIRST QUESTION. 'WHAT'S WRONG WITH… YOUNG PEOPLE THESE DAYS?'"

Panel 3:

• Person 3: "THE ANSWER IS 'THEY DON'T SAVE ENOUGH AND THEY'RE ON THEIR PHONE ALL DAMN DAY GOGGLING AT MOVIE GIRLS OR WHAT HAVE YOU.'"
• Person 4: "WOW. VERBATIM."

Panel 4:

• Person 5: "MY TURN TO READ. 'WHAT TYPE OF WARMING IS PROBABLY NOT REAL BECAUSE SCIENTISTS ARE ALL COMPROMISED BY THE GOVERNMENT?'"
• Person 6: "OH MY GOD, DAD."

Panel 5:

• Person 7: "IS THIS ENTIRE TRIVIA GAME JUST YOUR OPINIONS ON STUFF?"
• Person 1: "IT WAS EITHER THAT OR STATE MY OPINIONS IN CONVERSATION."

Panel 6:

• Person 8: "YOU MADE THE RIGHT CHOICE."