Comic #3299: 2014-05-30

Description

Here is the transcription of the comic text:

Panel 1:
Person 1: "I don't know if I want Susie to have a toy from this aisle."
Person 2: "Why not?"

Panel 2:
Person 1: "I mean, look at these. They are way too adult."

Panel 3:
Box text: "PRAGMATIC SALLY™"
Text on the box: "When I remember the dreams of my youth, I do so sarcastically, as an emotional defense mechanism."

Source: smbc-comics.com