Comic #3821: if-i-were-gone

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Panel 1: Character 1: Would you miss me if I were gone?
Character 2: Like, you died?

Panel 2: Character 1: Yeah.
Character 2: How'd you die?
Character 1: Does it matter?
Character 2: Yeah. Bigtime.

Panel 3: Character 2: Suppose you died because you punched a pony in the face and got a blood infection!
Character 1: I feel like you should trust that I had a reason.

Panel 4: Character 2: What am I to make of a man who gets in situations where the smart thing to do is punch a pony?!

Panel 5: Character 1: Okay, but suppose I just died. Okay?
Character 2: You want me to just ignore the context.

Panel 6: Character 1: My God. What did you do that was so bad that I can’t even look into it?
Character 2: Romance is dead.

Panel 7: Character 1: But, see, we know exactly how it died!

The characters are depicted sitting on a hill under a starry sky, engaging in a humorous discussion about the implications of death and the absurdity of the scenarios they present.