Comic #5568: coverage

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AND THAT’S WHY WE NEED UNIVERSAL HEALTH COVERAGE. COVERAGE. NEED TO COVER EVERYONE. EVVVVERYONE. COVERAGE COVERAGE. NOW I’M GONNA RUN MY CHIN OVER THE MICROPHONE FOR A WHILE. HERE WE GO. I JUST SHAVED BUT IT’S STILL A LITTLE BIT PRICKLY. PRICKLY PRICKLY PRICKLY. AND NOW LET’S TALK ABOUT BUILDING INFRASTRUCTURE. GOTTA BUILD SOME BRIDGES AND ROADS. BRIDGES AND ROADS. WE CAN RAISE FUNDS VIA A BOND SYSTEM. A NICE SYSTEM, TO FUND THE BRIDGES AND ROADS. BRRRRRRIDGES. I’M GONNA PUT ON SOME LIP BALM RIGHT NEXT TO THE MICROPHONE HERE NOW AND THEN IT’S IMMIGRATION POLICY. GOTTA HAVE A POLICY. PEOPLE NEED A POLICY. POLICY. POLICY.

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