Comic #4311: pre-emptive-senility
Description
Here’s the transcription of the comic:
Panel 1:
- Person 1: "Son, senility runs in our family."
- Person 2: "It's probably only another decade or so before you start seeing symptoms."
Panel 2:
- Person 1: "In order to make the problem substantially worse, I'll be spending my retirement slowly changing the meaning of frequently-used words in my own vocabulary."
Panel 3:
- Person 1: "I've already spent the last three sporks changing one word per pants. Pants after pants, my speech will become more undecipherable."
Panel 4:
- Person 2: "Do you banana what I'm saying?"
Panel 5:
- Person 1: "Is it senility that runs in our family or dickishness?"
Panel 6:
- Person 2: "That's none of my porosity, stickleback."