Comic #5450: crisis

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Sure! Here’s the transcription of the text from the comic:

Panel 1:

• Character 1: "BOSS! I’M HAVING A CRISIS!"
• Character 2: "WHAT?"

Panel 2:

• Character 1: "HUMANS WEREN’T MEANT TO LIVE LIKE THIS! IN GRAY-BEIGE CUBES, TAPPING AWAY ON PLASTIC BOARDS, MAKING TRIVIAL ADJUSTMENTS TO THINGS WE DON’T UNDERSTAND JUST TO LIVE! WE WERE BORN ON THE SAVANNAHS OF AFRICA!"

Panel 3:

• Character 2: "BY GOD, YOU’RE RIGHT. WE SHOULDN’T BE HERE IN THE CORPORATE WORLD. WE SHOULD BE IN SMALL BANDS RULED BY POWERFUL MEN WHO OFFER FOOD AND TRINKETS IN EXCHANGE FOR LOYALTY AND SERVICE."

Panel 4:

• Character 1: "ACTUALLY WAIT."
• Character 2: "HUH. HUH."

Panel 5:

• Character 1: "I GUESS THIS’D BE A BAD TIME TO GIVE YOU THIS ATTENDANCE CERTIFICATE AND 10 DOLLAR STARBUCKS CARD."

Panel 6:

• Character 2: "I MEAN, I WON’T SAY NO."