Comic #3175: 2014-01-26
Description
Here’s the transcription of the comic:
Panel 1:
- Character: "I HAVE NEWS THAT MAY STARTLE YOU, JON."
- Jon: "HM?"
Panel 2:
- Robot: "YOU'RE GAY."
- Jon: "WHAT?"
Panel 3:
- Robot: "I'M A MALE ROBOT."
- Jon: "YOU CAN'T BE! YOU HAVE LONG HAIR!"
Panel 4:
- Robot: "SORRY, EVERY TIME WE HAD SEX, MY GENDER VARIABLE WAS SET TO 'M'. THUS, I WAS MALE, FROM MY DIPOLE ANTENNAE TO EVERTIBLE SEX ORIFICE."
- Jon: "MY GOD…"
Panel 5:
- Jon: "HOW DO I TELL MY WIFE…"
- Robot: "I DON'T KNOW, BUT LET HER KNOW SHE'S A LESBIAN."