Comic #3411: 2014-09-19

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Panel 1: "Thank you for coming. We don't know what to do."

Panel 2: "When we leave a room, the lights mysteriously go out."

Panel 3: "Sometimes, the thermostat will just turn off, even though we all want it on."

Panel 4: "Other times, the TV will suddenly turn on and go to a particular channel."

Panel 5: "Yes… tell me— is the channel always the weather channel?"

Panel 6: "YES! … But… how did you know?"

Panel 7: "Your home has a dad living in it."

Panel 8: "Oh god!"

Panel 9: "Come out! I order you to come out! Behold! I bear cargo shorts, socks, and sandals!"

Panel 10: "Ooh, sporty."

Panel 11: "AHA!"

Panel 12: "Why?"

Panel 13: "It was purchased on a no-money-down adjustable rate mortgage."

Panel 14: "AAH! So imprudent!"

Panel 15: "This house is now clean."

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