Comic #5558: social
Description
Panel 1:
- Individual 1: "Look, pandemic be damned, if we don't bring back our students, there won't be a university."
- Individual 2: "So, we just bring them back and accept the consequences?"
- Individual 3: "No. We do social network analysis to pick the RIGHT people."
Panel 2:
- Text: "Human social networks aren't simple webs. They're clusters of individuals, connected by social butterflies."
Panel 3:
- Text: "Along the outer rim of each cluster are people so socially awkward they only maintain human connection in order to access locked facilities where they sit in silence for days at a time."
Panel 4:
- Individual 4: "Oh, so somehow we just magically locate exactly this group and bring only them back?"
- Individual 1: "Precisely."
Panel 5:
- Individual 5: "And so…"
- Individual 6: "Oh nice! The CS department opened back up."
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