Comic #7131: fun-2

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Panel 1: Character 1: "God, if you designed a perfect universe, why do you have to intercede with miracles?" God: "FUN."

Panel 2: God: "I mean the system overall is great, so I never do anything big, like time warps or flipping on antigravity. Only stupid miracles are allowed."

Panel 3: Character 2: "What?" God: "One time I made it so a guy could explode ducks with his mind."

Panel 4: Character 2: "Wow." God: "Another time I made it so a little girl could explode ducks with her mind."

Panel 5: Character 2: "You ever heal the sick?" God: "I once reduced a lady’s anxiety a lot."

Panel 6: Character 2: "How?" God: "By letting her explode ducks with her mind."

Panel 7: Character 2: "I'm gonna tell the Pope on you and he will be livid."

Panel 8: God: "No one will believe you! Hahahahaha!"

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