Comic #6768: theodicy-4

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Panel 1: Character 1: Dear alien conqueror, why do bad things happen to good people?

Panel 2: Character 2: Because bad and good are no longer relevant concepts! There is now only work-hard and not-work-hard.

Panel 3: Character 2: Not-work-harders go to hell, which is a physical place in Texas where we tie you up and pour salty acid into your pain receptors until you see the error of your not-work-harding ways.

Panel 4: Character 1: Is heaven a real place too?
Character 2: Sure!