Comic #3807: airport-security

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Panel 1 Guard: "Sir, before we can let you into the terminal, please remove your sandals."

Panel 2 Guard: "Now, your socks." Person: "Now, give me the socks."

Panel 3 Guard: "Now, put your sandals back on." Guard: "There, now you don't look like an asshole."

Panel 4 Person: "Thank you for your service."