Comic #1286: 2008-10-27

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Description

The comic features a speaker at a podium, with various dialogue bubbles containing a mix of text and sound effects represented by "BZZHHHT!"

Here’s the transcription of the text appearing in the comic:

1. Dialogue Bubble 1:
   "AND, IN THE NEXT DECADE-"

2. Sound Effect:
   "BZZHHHT!"

3. Dialogue Bubble 2:
   "WE SHALL MOVE FORWARD-"

4. Sound Effect:
   "BZZHHHT!"

5. Dialogue Bubble 3:
   "TOWARD PROSPERITY-"

6. Sound Effect:
   "BZZHHHT!"

7. Dialogue Bubble 4:
   "WHILE STILL MAINTAINING-"

8. Sound Effect:
   "BZZHHHT!"

9. Dialogue Bubble 5:
   "OUR CORE VALUES."

10. Sound Effect:
    "BZZHHHT!"

At the bottom of the comic, there is an additional caption:
"Presidential speeches got a lot more interesting after the secret service was replaced by force fields."