Comic #6975: underwear

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Description

Here’s the detailed transcription of the text from the comic:

Panel 1:

• Woman: "I WANT YOU TO KNOW… I’M NOT WEARING ANY UNDERWEAR."

Panel 2:

• Man: "DOESN’T THAT MAKE YOUR CLOTHES YOUR UNDERWEAR?"

Panel 3:

• Woman: "THEY’RE NOT UNDER ANYTHING."
• Man: "SO IF YOU’RE JUST WEARING A BRA AND PANTIES, THEY’RE NOT UNDERWEAR, THEY’RE JUST CLOTHES? HA! LUDICROUS!"

Panel 4:

• Woman: "WHY ARE WE ARGUING ABOUT THIS?"
• Man: "YOU HAVE MADE A SEMANTIC ERROR AND I WILL BE ACKNOWLEDGED AS HAVING A POINT."

Panel 5:

• Woman: "I WAS TRYING TO TAKE YOU HOME FOR SEX."

Panel 6:

• Man: "I WANT THAT VERY BADLY BUT I WANT THIS MORE."

Bottom:

• Silhouette images of the two characters in the last panel.

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