Comic #2566: 2012-05-26

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Panel 1
Person 1: Senator, what's your stance on gay marriage?
Senator: It shouldn't be allowed… I mean… how do we explain that to our children?

Panel 2
Person 2: Got it. So your code of ethics is to oppose things that are hard to explain to kids?
Senator: Well, I don't—
Person 2: Nope, that's fine! Got it, thanks!

Panel 3
Header: NewsNet
Text: SENATOR OPPOSES GAY MARRIAGE.
Subtext: (also war, foreplay, arithmetic)

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