Comic #2767: 2012-12-14

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Panel 1:

Some people believe we are probably in a simulation.
If it’s possible to make a simulation in this universe, it’s probable that most universes are simulated, in which case, most sapient beings don’t live in a “real” universe.

Panel 2:

But consider the circumstances under which simulations are made.
This universe is shit!
I’m gonna make a better one.

Panel 3:

If the universe were perfect for all, why create a new one?
Anyone in here want to build a new universe?
Sure. Right after the oral sex and pie, but… wait, what were you saying again?

Panel 4:

This leaves two possibilities: the unlikely one is that you’re not in a simulation. The likely one is you’re in a simulation created by an abused narcissistic pariah from his own reality.
Screw everyone! I’d rather live in a fantasy than this horrible existence. Hahahaha! Hahaha! Hahaha! Hahaha!

Panel 5:

Of course, this would be hard to test, but it does fit the data pretty well.
Do you ever get mad at God for allowing hunger and pestilence and war?
Well… he comes from a really rough background, okay?

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