Comic #5797: songbirds

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Sure! Here’s a transcription of the text from the comic:

Panel 1:

• Character 1 (man): "HEY GIRL, DID YOU KNOW THAT SONGBIRDS DON'T HAVE PENISES?"
• Character 2 (woman): "THAT'S THE WORST PICKUP LINE I'VE EVER HEARD."

Panel 2:

• Character 1 (man): "IT’S JUST A FACT. IN THE ANIMAL KINGDOM, IF THE GOAL OF FEMALE PLEASURE IS ACCOMPLISHED BY OTHER MEANS, YOU CAN EXPECT THAT THE ORGANS DEVOTED TO SEXUAL ACTS WILL BE SIMPLE AND NOT USED IN INTERESTING WAYS."

Panel 3:

• Character 1 (man): "IT FOLLOWS THAT ANYONE WHO IS VERY VERY BAD AT COURTSHIP IS INCREDIBLE IN BED."

Panel 4:

• Character 1 (man): "SO…"
• Character 1 (man): "HEY GIRL, DID YOU KNOW THAT SONGBIRDS DON'T HAVE PENISES?"