Comic #4731: monster

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Panel 1: Child: "DAD! THERE'S A MONSTER UNDER MY BED!"
Dad: "FUNNY YOU SHOULD MENTION THAT! IN FACT, HALF OF THE UNIVERSE IS TECHNICALLY 'UNDER' YOUR BED."

Panel 2: Dad: "THE UNIVERSE DOESN'T RECOGNIZE THE IDEA OF 'UNDER.' IT'S A FLAWED CONCEPT IN THE MIND OF A TERRESTRIAL APE WHO THINKS ONLY ABOUT THE PARTICULAR ROCK HE WAS BORN ON!"
Monster (thinking): "IN FACT…"

Panel 3: Dad: "MERCY? OKAY? MERCY!"
Monster: "GOD, YOU'RE OBSTUSE!"

Panel 4: Monster: "DOES EVERYTHING PARENTS DO NOW HAVE TO HAVE A LESSON? WHAT ABOUT FUN? YOU'RE RAISING A GENERATION OF NEUROTIC SELF-OBSESSED WORKAHOLICS!"

Panel 5: Monster: "LIVE A LITTLE!"
Dad: "SLAM!"

Panel 6: Dad: "BUT YOU SEE WHAT I MEANT ABOUT THE RELATIVE POSITION OF THINGS."
Child: "I SHOULD'VE LET IT EAT ME."
Dad: "…"

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