Comic #840: 2007-07-15

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Panel 1: Alien: "WE ARE AN ALIEN RACE FROM THE DISTANT FUTURE. HAVING DISCOVERED ALL INFORMATION AVAILABLE IN THIS UNIVERSE, WE NOW SPEND OUR TIME ANSWERING HUMAN QUESTIONS AND MAKING CRUDE MASTURBATION JOKES."

Panel 2: Person: "YOU CAN ANSWER ANY QUESTIONS? IS THERE SUCH THING AS A SOULMATE?" Alien: "YES."

Panel 3: Person: "DO I HAVE ONE?"

Panel 4: Alien: "HER NAME IS LEFTY! BAM!"