Comic #6029: volcano

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Here is the transcription of the comic:

Panel 1:

• Text at the top (from a volcano): "BRING ME A SACRIFICE OR I WILL ERUPT!"

Panel 2:

• Character dialogue: "A virgin sacrifice?"
• Volcano god reply: "Nah, I was into that when I was a young volcano god. Now I want someone who's confident. Someone who's experienced and sexually expressive."

Panel 3:

• Character dialogue: "I could do that!"

Panel 4:

• Volcano god reply: "You know the silly thing is I still prefer young attractive people."