Comic #3622: while-you-were-sleeping

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Panel 1: Character 1: Baby, now that the kid is asleep… I am gonna rock you so hard.
Character 2: Now, bend over and just—
Character 1: Ow! Ah! Ah! I stepped on a LEGO!

Panel 2: Character 2: That's, uh… your punishment for being too sexy.
Character 1: Ooooh, I've been bad.
Character 2: Yeah, you've been— Ew! I stepped on an old banana! Oh my God, when was the last time we had a banana?

Panel 3: Character 2: Um… uh you’ve got a nice banana.
Character 1: Okay, yeah. Focus, focus.

Panel 4: Character 2: Just, ah… you get over here… against the wall and… ah, dammit. The playhouse is in the way. Let me just—

Musical Notes: Doo doo doo dah dah doo!

Panel 5: Character 2: Shit. It's playing Yankee Doodle. This song is, like, ten minutes long.
Character 1: I can work with it! Keep going!

Panel 6: Character 2: Yankee Doodle went to town, riding on a hottie?
Character 1: There we go!

Panel 7: Text: LATER…

Panel 8: Character 3: So, what's sex like after kids?
Character 4: It's more spontaneous.

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