Comic #3264: 2014-04-25
Description
Here’s the transcription of the comic:
Panel 1:
- Ghost: "Wooooooo!"
- Person: "Who are you?!"
- Ghost: "Your ghost."
Panel 2:
- Person: "Oh my God… wait. I'm not dead yet. How can I have a ghost?"
- Ghost: "In the future, you invent a time machine, then go back to fix your teenage years."
Panel 3:
- Ghost: "But teenage you is a really bad driver, so he runs over future you."
- Ghost: "Future you becomes ghost you. Ghost you finds teenage you really annoying, so ghost you waits until teenage you becomes present you before contact."
Panel 4:
- Ghost: "So… what do you want?"
- Ghost: "You must avenge my death. Build a time machine and go kill teenage us."
Panel 5:
- Person: "But… if I kill him, we both cease to exist."
Panel 6:
- Ghost: "Remember when he asked a girl out through a KFC drive-thru window, and he thought she said yes, but she was actually talking to the next customer about available cole slaw sizes?"
Panel 7:
- Ghost: "We will make him pay."
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