Comic #4362: dead

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Panel 1: Text: "We are gathered here to say our final farewell to Aaron Andrews who is way totally dead."

Panel 2: Character 1: "He's so dead, his blood pressure is negative!"

Panel 3: Character 2: "He's so dead, when you put him near a mummy, the mummy gets creeped out!"

Panel 4: Character 3: "He's so dead, they found his body next to a trilobite."

Panel 5: Character 1: "He's so de—"

Panel 6: Character 1 (continuing): "HEY LET GO!"

(Characters are seen comically struggling.)

Panel 7 (Years Later…): Character 4: "Hey Father, you ever consider doing stand-up comedy?"

Panel 8: Character 1: "I tried an open mic once, and it's not for me."

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