Comic #7066: dave

View Original Comic

Description

Comic Description:

The comic features two panels with a night scene lit by a large moon.

1. Top Panel:
   • A character speaks to the Lord, expressing frustration about someone named Dave.
   • The text reads: "LORD! DAVE'S AT IT AGAIN! HE TOLD ME HE WASN'T UP TO ANYTHING THIS SABBATH, BUT THE TRUTH IS HE WAS MURDERING HIS PARENTS, THEN USING A STOLEN IDOL THAT HE WORSHIPS AS A SEX-TOY TO CHEAT ON HIS WIFE WITH HIS NEIGHBOR'S SEXIER WIFE WHILE SHOUTING 'GODDAMN!'"
2. Bottom Panel:
   • Another character, depicted as an older man (Moses-like figure), responds with exasperation.
   • The text reads: "FUCK'S SAKE. HOLD ON. LEMME WRITE DOWN A LIST."

Additional Note: At the bottom of the comic is a fun fact that states: "Bible Fun Fact: The Ten Commandments were actually created for just one guy."