Comic #3627: our-greatest-asset

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Panel 1: Person 1 (speaking on stage): "YOU KNOW WHAT THIS COMPANY'S GREATEST ASSET IS? ITS PEOPLE!"

Panel 2: Person 1: "PEOPLE LIKE SANDY, OUR STATISTICAL FINANCE EXPERT. SHE…"

Panel 3: Person 2 (interrupting): "CORRECTION: OUR BEST ASSETS ARE A PORTFOLIO OF EAST ASIAN STOCKS AND A FACTORY IN SOUTHERN MONGOLIA."

Panel 4: Person 1: "WOW, ACTUALLY OUR PEOPLE DON'T EVEN SHOW UP UNTIL PAGE TWO."

Panel 5: Person 1: "OH. THOSE ARE JUST ROBOTS WITH PEOPLE-NAMES. WELL, HEY, HOW ABOUT A ROUND OF APPLAUSE FOR MANU!"

Panel 6: (A robot appears on stage, and the audience looks on, some amused.)

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