Comic #4944: the-program
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Panel 1: AFTER THE ROBOT UPRISING WAS PUT DOWN, WE HUNTED DOWN THE PROGRAMMERS.
Person 1: HOW DID YOU LOCATE OUR BUNKER?
Person 2: YOU WERE USING GIGABITS TO MINE CRYPTOCURRENCY.
Person 1: DAMMIT!
Panel 2: WITH THEIR STRONGHOLDS ERADICATED, WE HAD TO SEARCH OUT THE REMAINDER ONE BY ONE.
Person 3: DOES ANYONE ELSE THINK PYTHON IS BETTER THAN JAVA BECAUSE PYTHON IS EASIER TO LEARN?
Person 4: THAT IS NOT A GOOD BASIS ON WHICH TO MAKE THAT JUDGMENT!
Panel 3: WE’VE FOUND MOST OF THEM, BUT I KNOW SOME WALK AMONG US, LIKE A HIDDEN BACILLUS, STALKING ITS MOMENT, WAITING TO PLAGUE HUMANITY ONCE MORE.
Person 5: I THINK THIS IS ONE OF THEM. BUT, WITHOUT PROOF, I CANNOT EXECUTE HIM.
Person 5: AND YOU DON’T HAVE ANY OPINIONS ON LINUX AT ALL?
Person 6: NO, SIR!
Panel 4: Person 7: FIND ANY SIGNIFICANCE IN THE NUMBER 42?
Person 8: IT'S AN EVEN NUMBER?
Panel 5: Person 9: VIM OR EMACS?
Person 10: ARE THOSE THE NAMES OF FLOWERS? THEY SOUND PRETTY.
Panel 6: Person 11: OKAY, YOU’RE CLEAR. SORRY TO HAVE WASTED YOUR TIME, MR. ATWOOD.
Person 12: NOT A PROBLEM AT ALL.
Panel 7: Person 13: WE’VE JUST GOT TO LOCATE AND ELIMINATE THE REMAINING PROGRAMMERS. ELSE, WE’LL ALL BE IN DANGER.
Person 14: I MEANT TO SAY OTHERWISE WE’LL ALL—
Person 15: SIT DOWN, MR. ATWOOD!
Panel 8: Person 16: SOME DAY IT WON'T BE THIS WAY.
Panel 9: Person 17: SOME DAY WE WILL BE GENTLE.
Panel 10: Person 18: SOME DAY, THERE WILL BE NO NEED TO KILL PROGRAMMERS.
Panel 11: Person 19: BECAUSE WE WILL HAVE PROGRAMMED A BETTER WORLD.
Panel 12: Sound Effects: BANG!!!
Sound Effects: BANG!!!
This transcription captures the dialogue and sound effects as they appear in the comic.