Comic #6883: score

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Panel 1:

• Person in brown: "HEY MAN, YOU WANNA SCORE SOME NOVELTY PENS?"
• Person in glasses: "HM?"
• Person in brown: "I SMUGGLED THEM ACROSS THE DARIÉN GAP IN MY RECTUM."

Panel 2:

• Person in black (with a trenchcoat): "BUT NOVELTY PENS AREN'T CONTRABAND."
• Person in glasses: "AND WHY THE TRENCHCOAT AND ALLEYWAY? SELLING PENS ISN'T ILLEGAL TO-"

Panel 3:

• Person in black: "I DID NOT CROSS 100 MILES OF JUNGLE WITH A HELLO KITTY MULTI-PEN IN MY ANUS JUST TO BE LAUGHED AT."

Panel 4 (Later…):

• Woman: "YOU PAID $20 FOR A PEN?"
• Man (holding a pen): "IT'S NOT ABOUT THE OBJECT. IT'S ABOUT THE STORY IT TELLS."