Comic #3713: the-human-war

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Panel 1:

• Character 1: "WHY DID YOU START WAR WITH EVERY HUMAN PLANET AT ONCE?"
• Character 2: "REMEMBER THE FIRST HUMAN-OPTERIAN WAR?"

Panel 2:

• Character 1: "WE WON."
• Character 2: "YES. YOU WON BECAUSE HUMANS ARE INDIVIDUALLY UNPREDICTABLE."

Panel 3:

• Character 2: "IT’S WHAT MAKES US SPECIAL."
• Character 1: "SURE."

Panel 4:

• Character 2: "BUT, WHILE HUMANS ARE UNIQUE INDIVIDUALLY, IN LARGE GROUPS THEY BECOME PREDICTABLE."

Panel 5:

• Character 2: "THE LARGER THE GROUP, THE MORE PREDICTABLE THE BEHAVIOR BECOMES."

Panel 6:

• Character 1: "SO, WE GOT ALL HUMANS TO FIGHT US AT ONCE. THEIR MANEUVERS BECAME PREDICTABLE. THUS, THEIR ONLY ADVANTAGE WAS NEUTRALIZED."

Panel 7:

• Character 2: "WE ARE CURRENTLY ANNIHILATING THE ENTIRE HUMAN FLEET. AFTER THAT, ALL HUMAN PLANETS WILL BE TERRAFOREST FOR OPTERIANS."

Panel 8:

• Character 1: "SO… WHY DID YOU SAVE ME?"
• Character 2: "HUMANS ARE UNIQUELY UNPREDICTABLE. YOUR KIND WILL ALWAYS HAVE USES."

Panel 9:

• Character 1: "LATER…"
• Character 1: "HEY, DID YOU BRING BACK THAT RANDOM NUMBER GENERATOR?"
• Character 2: "IF IT STOPS WORKING, TAKE AWAY ITS FOOD."

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