Comic #5758: evidence

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Here’s the text from the comic transcribed accurately:

Panel 1:
Person 1: "WHY WON’T PEOPLE ACCEPT THAT REPTILES RULE THE GOVERNMENT FROM BUCKINGHAM PALACE?"
Person 2: "LACK OF EVIDENCE?"

Panel 2:
Person 1: "WRONG. THERE’S NO GOOD EVIDENCE. THERE ARE PAGES AND PAGES OF STUFF PEOPLE HAVE SAID!"

Panel 3:
Person 1: "IF ONE PIECE OF BAD EVIDENCE IS ONLY AS GOOD AS ONE-MILLIONTH OF A PIECE OF GOOD EVIDENCE, TO PROVE THE REPTILE THEORY ALL WE HAVE TO DO IS GET PEOPLE TO SAY THEY’RE PRETTY SURE IT’S TRUE TEN MILLION TIMES."

Panel 4:
Person 3: "YOU DON’T GET GOLD BY PILING SHIT REALLY HIGH."
Person 2: "YOU CAN’T PROVE THAT!"

Comic credits: smbc-comics.com