Comic #7054: health-3
Description
Here is the accurate transcription of the text from the comic:
Panel 1:
- Character 1 (with orange hair and beard): "Wow! Why is my homeowner's insurance so cheap?"
- Character 2 (with glasses): "We looked at your medical history."
Panel 2:
- Character 1: "Huh?"
- Character 2: "You have severe ADHD. Your house could be on fire and you still wouldn't get around to filing a claim. You're basically giving us free money."
Panel 3:
- Character 1: "I'm offended!"
Panel 4:
- Character 2: "I mean not currently, but later I will get around to being offended."
- Character 2 (pointing): "Please focus long enough to sign here, sir."
The comic is styled with simple illustrations that accompany the dialogue, emphasizing the humor of the situation.