Comic #1414: 2009-03-14

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Panel 1:

• Character 1: "THEY'RE AFTER MY BOOKS!"

Panel 2:

• Character 2: "I CAN ONLY HOPE I HAVEN'T BEEN WATCHED…"
• Character 2: "EACH BOOK HAS BEEN CAREFULLY HIDDEN AWAY…"
• Character 3: "SAFE."
• Character 3: "SAFE FROM THEIR GREEDY HANDS."

Panel 3:

• Character 1: "THEY CAN TAKE MY RIGHT, MY FREEDOM, EVEN MY LIFE, BUT… WHERE IS IT…? OH, GOD! THEY'VE INFILTRATED MY–"

Panel 4:

• Character 4: "FLICK!"
• Character 4: "WE FOUND YOUR PORNO, SON. YOU'RE GROUNDED."
• Character 1: "DAMMIT!"

This captures the dialogue and action present in the panels of the comic.