Comic #4452: mugging

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Sure! Here’s the transcription of the comic text:

Panel 1:
Person 1: GIMME ALL OF YOUR MONEY!
Person 2: LIQUID ASSETS ONLY, OR ALL ASSETS OF ANY CLASS?

Panel 2:
Person 2: I… WHY?
Person 1: WELL, THE VAST MAJORITY OF MY WEALTH IS TIED UP IN THE VALUE OF MY HOME. STRICTLY SPEAKING, WHEN YOU CONSIDER DEBT, I DON'T ACTUALLY HAVE ANY MONEY.

Panel 3:
Person 1: I CAN PUT THE HOUSE UP FOR SALE, BUT IN THIS MARKET, IT'LL TAKE 6 TO 12 MONTHS TO FIND A BUYER.
Person 2: IF I WERE YOU, I'D WAIT TWO OR THREE YEARS, WATCHING INTEREST RATES CLOSELY, THEN MUG ME ONCE THE REAL ESTATE MARKET STABILIZES.

Panel 4:
Person 1: DO YOU HAVE ANYTHING IN YOUR WALLET?
Person 2: IT'S NOT MINE. I’M RENTING THIS WALLET UNTIL MY STUDENT LOANS ARE PAID.

Panel 5:
Person 1: DO YOU WANT A HUG?
Person 2: I DON'T WANT TO GET USED TO THE EXPERIENCE OF PERSONAL COMFORT RIGHT NOW.

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