Comic #4224: the-science-is-unsettled

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FUNTIME ACTIVITY: THINKING OF WAYS WELL-ESTABLISHED THEORIES COULD BE PROVEN FALSE.

EVOLUTION:

• Person 1: "Why are all the sauropods in this stratum holding nylon stretchpants?"
• Person 2: "We can never tell the creationists… or the stretchpants community."

THE SECOND LAW OF THERMODYNAMICS:

• "Dammit! My room keeps spontaneously cleaning itself, and I can never find where I put my keys!"

LINGUISTIC DESCRIPTIVISM:

• Alien: "People of Earth! We come from the star you call Vega, representing a thousand civilizations, to tell you that it's pronounced 'nuclear,' not 'nukular.'"

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