Comic #7051: humanness

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Description

Here’s a detailed, accurate transcription of the text from the comic:

Panel 1:

• Character 1: "ROBOT, IT'S WEIRD TO LISTEN TO YOU. YOUR SPEECH IS PERFECT BUT IT LACKS ALL THE SUBTLE TONES THAT INDICATE HUMANNESS!"
• Character 2: "I'M SORRY. HOLD ON."

Panel 2:

• Character 2: "UMMM, THE UMMM, WELL THE, [SQUISHY PHLEGMY NOISES], UMMM, [SUPPRESSED BURP], UM, UH, [LOUD SWALLOWING]"
• Character 1: "STOP IT!"

Panel 3:

• Character 2: "YOU KNOW I DON’T LIKE YOUR HUMAN-TALK IMPRESSION."
• Character 1: "WELL IT KILLS AT ROBOT COMEDY NIGHT."

Final Note:

• The comic is part of SMBC comics.