Comic #3767: the-meaning-of-friendship

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Panel 1:

• Character 1: "WHAT ARE YOU?"
• Character 2: "I'M HOULET, THE HELPFUL ELF! I'M HERE TO HELP YOU DISCOVER THE TRUE MEANING OF FRIENDSHIP!"

Panel 2:

• Text: "SEVERAL ADVENTURES LATER…"

Panel 3:

• Character 3: "ON CROSS-CULTURAL ANALYSIS, IT APPEARS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP ISN'T STABLE OVER TIME OR GEOGRAPHY."

Panel 4:

• Character 3: "'TRUE MEANING OF FRIENDSHIP' IS JUST A PHRASE WE USE TO SPARE OURSELVES FROM EACH OTHER'S INCOMPATIBLE SPECIFIC BELIEFS."

Panel 5:

• Character 4: "NO MAN IS AN ISLAND, BUT NO MEN ARE A CONTINENT."

Panel 6:

• Character 5: "THAT SAID, I WOULDN'T MIND IF THE NEXT ADVENTURE INVOLVED FREEING ME FROM SANTA."

Panel 7:

• Character 6: "I'M NOT A HERO, HOULET."

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