Comic #4881: wrestling-2

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Here’s the transcription of the comic:

Panel 1: Child: "Honey, I want you to know that Mommy and Daddy were… just wrestling! Just a little late night wrestling for the fun of it."

Panel 2: Child: "You weren't having sex?"

Panel 3: Mom: "Uh… That is such a relief!"

Panel 4: Child: "Going by my calendar, you wrestle on average about 1.3 times a month. If that were the quantity of sex you were having, it’d be so depressing."

Panel 5: Child: "I was so worried you guys had become super losers, but it turns out you just have quiet sex and also wrestle from time to time."

Panel 6: Mom: "I…"

Panel 7: Child: "G'night!"

Panel 8: Mom: "Can we ground her over this?"

Panel 9: Dad: "Hell yes we can."